I’ve been playing HeroQuest with my three daughters (ages 8, 6, and 4).  Here are some quotes heard around our gaming table:
“I wish I was an elf so I could use spells.  Barbarians don’t use spells.  They use swords.”

“I want to move up behind Cubbi the Elf and Snips the Witch so I can get in line to get that orc!”

“I got hit but then I drank a potion and it made my boo-boos go away!”

“Daddy… Can I be a bad guy so I can come sit on your lap?”

“What’s your battle cry?”
(pause) “I wasn’t crying…”

How awesome are those?